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9gag:

How to regain your personal space

I swear I’ll lick you if you don’t move away!

9gag:

How to regain your personal space

I swear I’ll lick you if you don’t move away!

misplacedinnocence:

Sometimes, when people find out that I’m an atheist they say,

Oh my goodness, how can you be an atheist? That doesn’t even make sense at all. The whole universe couldn’t have come from nothing. That’s so stupid. Use your brain. God did it.

and I’m like

Well, where did God come from?

And usually this shuts them up for a few seconds before they reply with

God was just always here. Because he’s God. You know, eternal existence and all? The Bible said so.

To which I respond with:

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And all our friends who think I’m blessed - they don’t know my head’s a mess!
Callie (Grey’s Anatomy)

Why does everybody always think I’m being sarcastic? 

Why does everybody always think I’m being sarcastic? 

will add on my “to buy before I die” list…love it! :D

will add on my “to buy before I die” list…love it! :D

We obviously cannot be lovers, being enemies is a pain in the ass, but there is one thing we haven’t tried…being friends…